Yesterday I was talking about how I can’t wait for the new puppy’s baby teeth to fall out because it’s the cutest thing in the world. A few hours later I was playing with my friends’ teacup Yorkie and his first baby tooth fell out as he was chewing on my hand. :)
Being clairvoyant is weird
The thing about social media is you can watch an addict’s progression with their illness. That’s really fucking sad. If you see someone with a problem, tell them you love them.
You won’t go to Express to buy jeans because they’re “too expensive”, but I just watched you almost buy two jackets, a jersey, and a hat yesterday at the mall. I’m sorry I don’t live with my parents anymore and have to get my car serviced and pay my rent and bills instead of buying frivolous things like you, you child.