This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
My horse and buggy
go 5 miles per hour.
My house is poorly lit;
It has no power.
I churn the butter,
Got quilts on the wall
Don’t leave a message
(Spoken) I don’t have a phone.
Life’s been good to me so faaaaaar
My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding is so against everything I believe, but some of the females are so beautiful I can’t help myself.
Panda Express smells like salsa that’s been left out too long.