Pleasantly Awkward Observations

Food. Film. Space. Ocean.
I knew he was going to lay in my basket full of clothes regardless of how much I would protest, so I put a blanket over everything. #happycat #moochthevisitor #sohelpful #damncat

I knew he was going to lay in my basket full of clothes regardless of how much I would protest, so I put a blanket over everything. #happycat #moochthevisitor #sohelpful #damncat

SCIENCE...FOR HER!

meganamram:

What’s up, everyone! How have you been? Did we ever find the plane?

With that, I am overjoyed to announce that my book SCIENCE…FOR HER! comes out NOVEMBER 4, 2014, published by Scribner.

Science…For Her! is a science textbook written by a lady (me) for other ladies (you, the Spice…

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

(via bonesandweed)

xampher:

groupinou:

xampher:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I put your hoverboard in the trash, Rocko. Your hoverboard is gone.

M̴̨̥̩̹̻̲̹͖̦͎̞̻ͭ͂ͫ̍̒ͭ̓́ͧͦͤ̀ͩ̚̚͘͞ͅỲ̴͓̖͈̺̺̭̟̩̜̠̤̙̠̩͎̓̏͛̉̅̓ͮ̀͑̓̋̾̊́̚͡ͅ ̛̲̯͓̙̜͓͈͔̝̐̆̃ͬͥ̋ͯ͗ͧ̿ͪ̚͘͜͢͡ͅH̶́͋̈̈́͒̃̔̾̌͊҉̧͍̰̦̣̼̝̝͔͇͜ͅͅÕ̵̺̭̙̪̺̣̝͖̣̣̫͉̦͋ͧͨ̍ͯ̓͆̆ͤ̍͂͂ͭ͂̔͛̚͜Vͯͬͦ̑̃ͥ̾ͫ̈́̓̍̚҉͏̢̞̟̯̰͎͎̖͙̱̫̭̦̺̦̮̭Ȩ̸̨̰̮̼̮̫̳̗͍͉̬͍͎̎̓̈̐̄̌̓̋̊̀ͧ͆̇̇͆̓ͧ͋R̶̷̡̛̬̯̬̲̣̙͛́̈́ͣ̅̑ͮͤͭ́̑͌̔B̪̙͉̺̥̗̹͈̱͓͕̖̜͙ͧ̽̔̽ͧͩ͑ͣ͂͌͐̈́̋̈́́̀̚͡͠ͅͅͅO̵̗̹͚͚͔̙̺̥͇̫̦̺̝̙̖͍̒̽͆̉ͩ̈́̀̍̐ͧ̒̄̏ͬ̈́͘͞A̷̷̧͖̪͉̩̩̻̤̟̰̗͚͔̫͛̄ͩͬͫ̿ͥ̍ͣͬ͒̚R̸̫͚̱͚̳͗ͪ̿̚̕Dͨ̆ͭ͆͐̐̔ͣ͏̷̦̯̯̺̖̱͍̦̩͢͜

xampher:

groupinou:

xampher:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I put your hoverboard in the trash, Rocko. Your hoverboard is gone.

M̴̨̥̩̹̻̲̹͖̦͎̞̻ͭ͂ͫ̍̒ͭ̓́ͧͦͤ̀ͩ̚̚͘͞ͅỲ̴͓̖͈̺̺̭̟̩̜̠̤̙̠̩͎̓̏͛̉̅̓ͮ̀͑̓̋̾̊́̚͡ͅ ̛̲̯͓̙̜͓͈͔̝̐̆̃ͬͥ̋ͯ͗ͧ̿ͪ̚͘͜͢͡ͅH̶́͋̈̈́͒̃̔̾̌͊҉̧͍̰̦̣̼̝̝͔͇͜ͅͅÕ̵̺̭̙̪̺̣̝͖̣̣̫͉̦͋ͧͨ̍ͯ̓͆̆ͤ̍͂͂ͭ͂̔͛̚͜Vͯͬͦ̑̃ͥ̾ͫ̈́̓̍̚҉͏̢̞̟̯̰͎͎̖͙̱̫̭̦̺̦̮̭Ȩ̸̨̰̮̼̮̫̳̗͍͉̬͍͎̎̓̈̐̄̌̓̋̊̀ͧ͆̇̇͆̓ͧ͋R̶̷̡̛̬̯̬̲̣̙͛́̈́ͣ̅̑ͮͤͭ́̑͌̔B̪̙͉̺̥̗̹͈̱͓͕̖̜͙ͧ̽̔̽ͧͩ͑ͣ͂͌͐̈́̋̈́́̀̚͡͠ͅͅͅO̵̗̹͚͚͔̙̺̥͇̫̦̺̝̙̖͍̒̽͆̉ͩ̈́̀̍̐ͧ̒̄̏ͬ̈́͘͞A̷̷̧͖̪͉̩̩̻̤̟̰̗͚͔̫͛̄ͩͬͫ̿ͥ̍ͣͬ͒̚R̸̫͚̱͚̳͗ͪ̿̚̕Dͨ̆ͭ͆͐̐̔ͣ͏̷̦̯̯̺̖̱͍̦̩͢͜

(via bonesandweed)

No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.

Stop dying hard boiled eggs!!! The food coloring leaves stains on everyone’s hands when you turn them into deviled eggs. So gross. They condensate and leave a mess. I can’t.

#cornishgamehens with #orange and #sage #easter

#cornishgamehens with #orange and #sage #easter

#jackjerk using my shoe as a pillow 😸

#jackjerk using my shoe as a pillow 😸