What’s up, everyone! How have you been? Did we ever find the plane?
With that, I am overjoyed to announce that my book SCIENCE…FOR HER! comes out NOVEMBER 4, 2014, published by Scribner.
Science…For Her! is a science textbook written by a lady (me) for other ladies (you, the Spice…
Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!
Where is my hoverboard
I put your hoverboard in the trash, Rocko. Your hoverboard is gone.
No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.
Stop dying hard boiled eggs!!! The food coloring leaves stains on everyone’s hands when you turn them into deviled eggs. So gross. They condensate and leave a mess. I can’t.